You can't do anything to me that I haven't already done to myself.

“Christianity makes sense: A virgin had God’s baby, who then grew up to be murdered by *cough* Romans, so you and I could be forgiven for Eve eating that apple she got from the talking snake. Three days later, Jesus rose from the dead to tell everyone he was coming back someday to fight the devil. Then he flew up to his mansion in Heaven where he sits in judgement of the gays! How can you not believe that!?”  

- Cleveland Brown (The Cleveland Show)